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Ponson gets Texas/Red Sox Prediction
July 2nd, 2008 admin Posted in Game Preview |
Rangers at Yankees
Sidney Ponson is pitching and he’s going against his former team, the Texas Rangers who released him last month. This should give him great incentive to pitch well even though you should always be trying to pitch well. Luis Mendoza, who’s starting for Texas, is a rookie and he just got off the disabled list and he’s been in the bull pen ever since. The Yankees are facing a rookie pitcher, who’s been relieving most of the year, who has blister problems and his era is 5.40. If the Yankees can’t rock this guy, then maybe they should go to a hypnotist like Good Times Jimmie Walker did in a movie he made called “Let’s Do It Again.” He went to a hypnotist and the hypnotist told him he’d have great powers and that he’d be the best boxer in the world and when he woke up from his hypnotism, he was.
That’s what the Yankee hitters should do, go see Kevin Stone and get hypnotized. Hypnotist: “A-Rod, you will now hit with men in scoring position with 2 outs and the game on the line.” “Giambino, you will now hit to the left side of the field when the shift is on.” “Farnsworthless, you will no longer be a loser and you will have great movement on your fast ball and you won’t quit on your team and pretend you are hurt ever again.” “Sidney Cream Puff Ponson, you will no longer be fat.” This game could go either way because of the Yankees’ poor hitting of late but Ponson will pitch 5 scoreless innings before being taken out of the game. Now to Boston…
